I like when products become so popular they can actually say something about society, even if what they say is something horrible.

The March edition of the IndieWeb Carnival is about accessibility on the small web. The host, orchids, touches on a note-worthy design pattern found in this fine corner of the Internet: that of artsy, personal websites that emulate technology of old, particularly the early days of Internet. The fair question …

Me: “Good morning love, how did you sleep?” Her: “Still happening.”

Okay wow they filled half the cup with chocolate syrup. The only proper way to convey what the experience of a single sip was like, was to say it felt like being fucked in the mouth by a chocolate Easter egg.

The baristas at Starbucks are jokingly delegating my order to one another, puzzled by what it means to pour a cappuccino that’s half cow’s milk, half chocolate milk.